it’s my graine, it’s your graine, it’s everybody’s graine
Oh when my head
commence to hurt
oh when my head commence to hurt
Lord I don’t wan be in that number
when my head commence to hurt.
After 50 years of denial I can finally admit I have a head problem.
The ‘m’ word applies to me, golly gee.
One modest solution provided by modern medical science:
can you say ImitrexSumatriptanSuccinate? I knew you could!
There’s a pain on the right, ba doom dome dump!
Now it’s moved to the left, ba doom dome dump!
Now it’s back on the right, ba doom dump dang!
Actual ISS patient instructions snippet:
If you have risk factors for heart disease (such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, smoking, strong family history of heart disease, or you are postmenopausal or a male over 40), you should tell your doctor, who should evaluate you for heart disease in order to determine if sumatriptan succinate is appropriate for you. Although the vast majority of those who have taken sumatriptan succinate have not experienced any significant side effects, some individuals have experienced serious heart problems and, rarely, considering the extensiveness of sumatriptan succinate use worldwide, deaths have been reported. In all but a few instances, however, serious problems occurred in people with known heart disease and it was not clear whether sumatriptan succinate was a contributory factor in these deaths.
Considering that suicide is honorable in this day and age, no worries.
It came on me in the middle of the night. Last night’s dinner: potstickers & greens, followed by tea & cookies. Ba doom dome dump! And the temperature dropped, oh yes it did! Ba doom dome dump!
April 4th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
In less than 24 hours since posting this over 30 comments have arrived, all of them spam. I’m sure web bots search for blogs containing entries from a list of drugs, and when a hit is found it automatically submits a comment using the appropriate mechanism based on detecting the type of blog software. I will have to figure out a way to deal with this (or else delete this entry). -F